My Ten Favorite Futurama Quotes Posted Monday, 18th July, 2011

An animated sitcom set in the 31st Century (just in case you’re the 1 person living on the moon who hasn’t heard of it), Futurama is charming, funny and set for a 7th Season in 2012!  Check out my ten favorite quotes to give you a little amusement on your Monday. Sourced from wikiquotes.com. 

1. Professor Farnsworth: “I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe!”
   Bender: “Ooh, name it after me!”
2. TV Ad: “Is today’s hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient?”
   Bender: “Shut up and get to the point!”
3. Farnsworth: “You’ve killed me! Oh, you’ve killed me!”
   Leela: “Oh God, what have I done?”
   Farnsworth: “I just told you! You’ve killed me!”
4. Fry: “Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue and lament it.”
5. Zapp: “The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.”
   Fry: “You mean while I’m sleeping in it?”
   Zapp: “You won’t have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you’ll be doing.”
6. Bender: “I’m going to build my own theme park! With blackjack! And hookers! You know what, forget the park!”
7. Farnsworth: “And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who’s gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet.”
8. Professor Farnsworth: “Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn’t I break his legs?”
9. Supplicant: “Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file!”
   Don-Bot: “File not found.”
10. Fry: “Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing.”
    Bender: “I’ll get my kit!”

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