To save you a little time, we’ve compiled some nice and quick movie reviews.
Saving Private Ryan
Shaky hand Tom Hanks saves one Private Ryan while killing his whole team trying to accomplish it.
Shaky camera recording of a group of people being killed by aliens… though they could be Smurfs as it’s too hard to focus on the incredibad Blair Witch’esque handicam.
The Other Guys
Exactly the same as the movie ‘Cop Out’, but funny.
The Shawshank Redemption
Lovely innocent guy gets bummed in prison then escapes.
Bad dancing, cocaine use and sideburns with guns.
Follows the lives of (Follows the lives of (Follows the lives of a group of dream invaders.)a group of dream invaders.)a group of dream invaders.
Star Wars Episode 1